Cure for Lip Prints

Here’s an old news story. Not sure if it’s true, but it could be and that’s good enough for me.   According to a news report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a strange problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That […]

Personnel Director Humor

I asked the personnel director how he got to be successful. He says he owes it all to hire education. 🙂  

Raw Sewage

“Why do they call it raw sewage? Do some people cook that stuff?” – George Carlin

Correction

The local paper has posted a correction regarding the biography of Ms. Celia Smithers. She was erroneously identified as a bookmaker. She is a typesetter.   🙂

Signs

I couldn’t believe the accusations that my neighbor the road worker was stealing from his job. But then I went to his house and all the signs were there.

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line. – – – – – Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls. – – – – – Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. 🙂

Rename Your Toilet

A friend of mine decided to name his toilet the Jim instead of the John. Apparently, it sounds better when he tells people he goes to the Jim everyday. 🙂

White Line Fever

A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the foreman asked the man why he kept painting less each day, he replied, “I just can’t […]

The Man Who Thought He Was a Moth

A guy walks into a dentist’s office and asks to see the doctor. When the receptionist asks what the problem is, he replies, “The problem is:  I think I’m a moth.” “Well,” she says, “that’s a problem for a shrink. Why did you come into a dentist’s office?” “The light was on.” 🙂

Fun Fact: Envelopes

Fun Fact: No matter how much you push the envelope, it will remain stationery. 🙂