So this guy goes into a bar . . .
So this guy goes into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender: “Give me a beer. And I’ll have one for the road.”
Two Antennas Got Married . . .
Someone asked about my world-famous humor. Two Antennas Got Married up on the roof. It wasn’t much of a ceremony, but the reception was great.
