A regular customer walks into the bar and says, “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight.”
The man replies, “I sure am! Yesterday I was hired by the city to go around and collect money from the parking meters!”
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
The next night the same man walks back in, “Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “If you’re so happy just over having this new job, I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your first paycheck!”
With a wondrous look on his face, the man pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket and says, “You mean they’re gonna PAY me too?”